04.28.08
Posted in Editing, humor, typography at 2:36 am by India

“This, is an unsettling trend,” columnist William Sa,fire, told reporters. “We’re seeing a collapse of the grammatical rules that have, held, the English language, together for, centuries.”
—“Commas, Turning Up, Everywhere,” The Onion
Photo: a row of commas by moirabot / Moira Clunie; some rights reserved.
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04.26.08
Posted in humor, typography at 1:46 pm by India

Kevin Pease of Designrants points out the following excellent opportunity—which, oddly, he doesn’t wish to take!—for an up-and-coming type designer to make a few bucks and gain some experience for his or her résumé:
The project is for outputing a variant Typeface from an existing open source Typeface, where the variant is replacing only 1 alphabet (upper,lower case, basic and italic) and putting a sanskrit alphabet (upper,lower case, basic and italic) that will have to be designed.
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The budget is about $100 via Paypal, Moneybookers. Delivery for early/mid-next week.
Um, I don’t know much about designing typefaces, and nothing about Sanskrit, but that sounds . . . how shall I put it? . . . extremely challenging. Still, if you’re really hard up for cash and selling your spinal fluid isn’t working out for you, perhaps this is your dream project. If so, see Kevin’s post for more details!
Via Ultrasparky.
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03.20.08
Posted in Work, art direction, humor, illustration at 1:45 pm by India
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02.22.08
Posted in Editing, Textiles, humor, typography at 1:47 pm by India
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02.19.08
Posted in humor, typography at 5:40 pm by India
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02.16.08
Posted in Meta, Tools, humor at 12:02 am by India

This makes me happy.
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07.19.07
Posted in Editing, Video, humor at 11:14 pm by India
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04.03.07
Posted in Design, humor at 1:45 pm by India

Yesterday afternoon, I ran into a fellow designer who was chatting on the street with a friend who works in the kitchen at a high-end restaurant known for its sushi. As I walked up, my friend informed me that the chef had just popped the “So, do you pick the fonts?” question, and the chef continued a little defensively, upon being informed that I, too, use those crazy font things, “Well, I have a couple of friends who’re designers, and some of them are really picky about fonts.”
In typical slow-witted form, not until today did I think of the proper response, which would have been to say that I’d heard that there are some sushi chefs who are really picky about fish.
(Photo by unsure shot / Karen. Some rights reserved.)
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01.09.07
Posted in Design, Reading, humor at 2:05 pm by India
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12.18.06
Posted in Tools, coveting, humor at 11:18 am by India
for Ramakwanzachanamas, let me just give you a hint: 12-inch, orange. The poor little guy needs to be reunited with his family!

(Via Awesome!)
On a more intellectual note (I like to keep the tone high around here, as you know), my friend Sarah G-P just redirected me to Eve Corbel’s Lesser-Known Editing and Proofreading Marks, which I’d seen before but forgotten.
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